Gagakev said:Correct me if I am wrong but we seem to have lost a member
Sir Stagger has wandered off and took his title out of his signature box
perhaps he has just taken it for a walk and will run back later with it
Not sure if Sir Stagger suits many more as I am confined to drinking non alcoholic drinks for the foreseeable future much to my disgust. Coupled with a temporary limited mobility issue not my normal controversial self whihc can be boring.
Mel
Moderator
Surfer said:Gagakev said:Correct me if I am wrong but we seem to have lost a member
Sir Stagger has wandered off and took his title out of his signature box
perhaps he has just taken it for a walk and will run back later with it
Not sure if Sir Stagger suits many more as I am confined to drinking non alcoholic drinks for the foreseeable future much to my disgust. Coupled with a temporary limited mobility issue not my normal controversial self whihc can be boring.
Sir sober?
mel
Well that's the inside of the van empty and devoid of all personal stuff! Just the cleaning to do and send Jen into the loft to look for the carpets, microwave etc, then empty outside lockers and wash and polish. Roll on getting some room back in the garage and spare bedroom when the new toy arrives! Someone is going to get a cracking buy though we say so ourselves!!
Just been having a quick look at some of posts on the Woosie thread...Its a bit confusing to say the least.
An executive summary would be great from someone in authority.
Regards from a non woosie
An executive summary would be great from someone in authority.
Regards from a non woosie
Being a Woosie is a bit like the rules of cricket:Brum said:
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
Understand now?
Well there you are Brum.
One of our foundling knights Sir WC has cogently, in simple Stowfolot and Postalot Woosielinsh explained how it is.
Ask us another?
One of our foundling knights Sir WC has cogently, in simple Stowfolot and Postalot Woosielinsh explained how it is.
Ask us another?
Mel
Moderator
Mel
Moderator
Woodlands Camper said:Being a Woosie is a bit like the rules of cricket:Brum said:
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
Understand now?
Absolute classic of an reply, split me sides laughing.
I have 'a friend' who would to join the Woosies.
How would I (my friend) join?
Is there a downloadable form? and is an assessment from 2 doctors needed?
How would I (my friend) join?
Is there a downloadable form? and is an assessment from 2 doctors needed?
Brum said:
Dear Brum,
Ive just been sitting on my throne and squeezing out some-----------thoughts.
And it crossed my mind that I and fellow Woosies have been giving you the runs sorry run around
All you will be required to do is provide us with a Woosie/funny deed that you have done or have done to someone else.
You will be proposed and seconded and then you will have to choose a Woosie name that is acceptable which you put in your signature box , you will then be able to join our Woosie meets, good luck.
Still not sure if my friend wants to join yet.
He has a few questions to put to you first.
1. What is the annual sobscription?
2. How many Woosie sites are there in your network...do the showers have only cold water and do the toilets only have hard paper?
Not going to join any group if the facilities are better than we have at home.
He has a few questions to put to you first.
1. What is the annual sobscription?
2. How many Woosie sites are there in your network...do the showers have only cold water and do the toilets only have hard paper?
Not going to join any group if the facilities are better than we have at home.
hi Brum, all you need to be a Woosie,Brum said:
have a BOG standard sense of humor,
be quite happy to laugh at yourself after doing something STUPID and SHARING it.
relay your incompitance via the FORUM.
get preposed by a KNIGHT of the round table.
and seconded by ANOTHER. KNIGHT.
on acceptance you will need a TSHIRT with your KNIGHTLY name on it. that you must wear on site. when EMPTYING the loo CANISTER.
and finally roll up your left trouser leg. put a bucket on your head
ps, I made that last bit up,
On this grey November morning “sat” contemplating this ‘nob(b)le’
association and having read the Kings reply. Thought now we are a national
organisation with contacts in all corners, we perhaps may need to strengthen
our organisation?
Perhaps we should be amalgamating to cut admin costs? I
thought about joining in with the Dilly cart association. (Now, who knows what
a dilly cart was? Look at the link to find out - http://nigelfishersbriggblog.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/dilly-days.html )
‘Cos lets face it we are a mobile loo emptying group. Or perhaps the TICS (Tongue in Cheek Society) might
be appropriate.
Also thought we might adopt a “handshake” a la Sproket, but
then if you think about higher office (meeting ER2 or PM perhaps when
appropriate in the future) can you just imagine Gaga backing up to her Madge or
Pm with his hand through his legs, and hoping they would do the same. – No I
think something a little more subtle would be appropriate.
Perhaps we could have a lapel badge also – suggest a loo
seat naturally in the raised position, probably with the numbers 1 & 3 on
it (obviously no number 2!!).
Could even think
of a logo perhaps borrowing Col. Sanders one (Known For
Caravanning)
so every time you see the Sanders establishments on your travels you think
‘Woosie’ (Or have you got a better one?)
That’s enough thinking for me at the moment.
(Ps I’ve personally joined the TICS)
association and having read the Kings reply. Thought now we are a national
organisation with contacts in all corners, we perhaps may need to strengthen
our organisation?
Perhaps we should be amalgamating to cut admin costs? I
thought about joining in with the Dilly cart association. (Now, who knows what
a dilly cart was? Look at the link to find out - http://nigelfishersbriggblog.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/dilly-days.html )
‘Cos lets face it we are a mobile loo emptying group. Or perhaps the TICS (Tongue in Cheek Society) might
be appropriate.
Also thought we might adopt a “handshake” a la Sproket, but
then if you think about higher office (meeting ER2 or PM perhaps when
appropriate in the future) can you just imagine Gaga backing up to her Madge or
Pm with his hand through his legs, and hoping they would do the same. – No I
think something a little more subtle would be appropriate.
Perhaps we could have a lapel badge also – suggest a loo
seat naturally in the raised position, probably with the numbers 1 & 3 on
it (obviously no number 2!!).
Could even think
of a logo perhaps borrowing Col. Sanders one (Known For
Caravanning)
so every time you see the Sanders establishments on your travels you think
‘Woosie’ (Or have you got a better one?)
That’s enough thinking for me at the moment.
(Ps I’ve personally joined the TICS)
With all this recent activity we might even get to 1,000 replies before our anniversary on 9th December. Keep it up Knights/Ladies.
Mel
Moderator
Hi Brum, once your friend has admitted an act of Woosieness, been proposed and seconded he/she is allowed to come along to our annual or possibly bi-annual rally. Here your friend will get to meet a bunch of really lovely people, eat good food and drink lots of beer, wine, port or whatever and have a laugh. I can certainly recommend it. You might want to join as well.
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