Try this link Dilly CartGabsgrandad said:
Now then Sir Gab no I am not old enough to remember the stink cart, that does not bear thinking about I'm a Woosie for a reason and in charge of one would push me over the edge.
The "handshake" is in place but if you dont know it we will let you into the "secret" at the next gathering
And finally what's a number 3?????????????? Do you do someting I dont know about
Just to let you know suffered slight woosie moment on Sunday - went to visit mum in nursing home and arranged to meet sir walkalot on way back to take the not so small puppy for a walk in the afternoon sunshine all sounds good so far - had nice walk got back to the car park sat in the car having a nice drink seat belt on and looked at HWSBO who sat there looking at me!! "So why are you looking at me like that? Are we going home?" He just sat there shaking his head! "What?" I say. He replies "so who's driving your car home the pixies?" Opps!!! Put it down to my age!!! Lol
Parksy
Moderator
You are right Mel, thanks for reminding meMel said:
Unfortunately when we came back from the Woosiefest we had to go to a funeral (Carole's aunt) the next day, my computer broke down on the Tuesday so it was un-usable and it had to go in for repair (after I'd saved the cash) and then my Brother in Law died quite suddenly and unexpectedly, his funeral was last Friday. With one thing and another I've been a bit sidetracked but I've sent Dame TC an email now to say that her fellow woosies have asked about her and hoping that she and her family are ok.
Kev asked --- And finally what's a number 3?????????????? Do you do someting I dont know about
3 = F++t -- (Haven't you 'heard' that before?)
Ps. Like the 'throne' very appropriate! --You'll be feeling flushed on that!
3 = F++t -- (Haven't you 'heard' that before?)
Ps. Like the 'throne' very appropriate! --You'll be feeling flushed on that!
Change of mind...Don't want to be a Woosie.
I have enough lavatorial involvement and Pee taking in my everyday role.
Sorry
Regards
Hugh Rinal
I have enough lavatorial involvement and Pee taking in my everyday role.
Sorry
Regards
Hugh Rinal
Mel
Moderator
Brum, some people are born Woosie; some achieve Woosieness and some have Woosieness thrust upon them.
I would like to propose Brum for membership of the Woosie club as he is too Woosie to join, and in recognition of his signature.
mel
I would like to propose Brum for membership of the Woosie club as he is too Woosie to join, and in recognition of his signature.
mel
Mel
Moderator
Parksy said:You are right Mel, thanks for reminding meMel said:
Unfortunately when we came back from the Woosiefest we had to go to a funeral (Carole's aunt) the next day, my computer broke down on the Tuesday so it was un-usable and it had to go in for repair (after I'd saved the cash) and then my Brother in Law died quite suddenly and unexpectedly, his funeral was last Friday. With one thing and another I've been a bit sidetracked but I've sent Dame TC an email now to say that her fellow woosies have asked about her and hoping that she and her family are ok.
Oh my goodness Parksy. You and Carole must be reeling from it all. My best wishes to you both.
mel
I think Brum has been well and truly tested on many aspects of being a Woosie. Although I am married to a Brum lass I am not prejudiced or easily swayed.Mel said:
However on the basis he has chosen a most relevant signature,I am delighted Brum will be known as Sir Hugh Rinal. I gladly second him and welcome him to the Woosie Round Table. I suspect many will now extract the ur??e.
Sir Chunky and Sir Gabs (WC) , Love your recent pieces
Gagakev said:As King of The Woosies's I would like to confirm your acceptance onto the Woosie round tableWilli-Wonti said:Many thanks
I am honoured to be a member
My pole would be unwieldy to bring, but I can bring my chopper & hose pipe
Welcome Sir Prised all you have to do now is add your title to your signature box
You will now be welcome to join in any Woosie meet's we hold
You will also have the option to purchase yourself a Woosie T Shirt and join the rest of us in this crazy past time of ours
Tried to add new handle but must have tooo much in the box already
Didn't want the be in the Woosie Club but it seems that I have been summoned to higher calling.
Help...
I'M A WOOSIE...GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Help...
I'M A WOOSIE...GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Got to be the best reason yetBrum said:
You are hereby granted freedom of the Woosie World enjoy
Willi-Wonti said:Gagakev said:As King of The Woosies's I would like to confirm your acceptance onto the Woosie round tableWilli-Wonti said:Many thanks
I am honoured to be a member
My pole would be unwieldy to bring, but I can bring my chopper & hose pipe
Welcome Sir Prised all you have to do now is add your title to your signature box
You will now be welcome to join in any Woosie meet's we hold
You will also have the option to purchase yourself a Woosie T Shirt and join the rest of us in this crazy past time of ours
Tried to add new handle but must have tooo much in the box already
Welcome Sir Prised.
Try changing the colour of your signature to grey and the Sir Prised to purple.
Colour seems to use up more space!!
May I join the Woosie Club? Does this count: Years ago (when I was 18) four of us girlies went to Spain for a fortnight. I wear glasses as my eye sight is rubbish (i.e. blind as a bat without). We were staying in an apartment above a Brothel (yes, a real life Brothel) and one evening, when we were all getting ready I put on The Beastie Boys on our Beat Box (showing my age now) and started dancing around the 'lounge'. I looked out of the window, minus my glasses as I was vain and insisted my friends held my hand and 'walked' me to and from the various bars we frequented, and saw a group of people watching me dance. So, I put on a really good floor show and shouted to my friends to come and see this group of people ... only to be told that it was a line of washing that was watching me
- to this day they still bring it up when we meet. I also went out later on that evening with my denim jacket on UPSIDE DOWN and they never said a word and listened to me moaning about how tight it had become!
Does this count?
Does this count?
Not bad,soldlisa04 said:
An interesting story Lisa from a visually impaired moaner who has knowledge of a Spanish brothel.
On the basis you promise no red lights in your caravan nor any weird public dancing that may upset our King and you promise to wear your specs when emptying your Thetford at the appropraite place , not our King's wastemaster then I shall be happy to propose you as a future Woosie Round Table member .
How will you wish to be known? Please don't say Lady of the Knight
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Well you do drive a Sorie so that's fine with me!
One our other knights and / or Ladies will now have to second you. Maybe you will have to tell us an even more "Woosie" thing you have done in the caravan.
On the basis you promise no red lights in your caravan nor any weird public dancing that may upset our King and you promise to wear your specs when emptying your Thetford at the appropraite place , not our King's wastemaster then I shall be happy to propose you as a future Woosie Round Table member .
How will you wish to be known? Please don't say Lady of the Knight
Well you do drive a Sorie so that's fine with me!
One our other knights and / or Ladies will now have to second you. Maybe you will have to tell us an even more "Woosie" thing you have done in the caravan.
Mel
Moderator
Good story Lisa i`m also visually challenged so i can understand how you can mistake people for a washing line.I have the same trouble with pints and halfs well thats my excuse.
Lisa it is my duty to give you the freedom of the Round Table,you are hereby made most welcomeMel said:
Please confirm your new title--------Lady of the Knight suits very well. You may choose another but it will have to be
accepted and verified. When you have decided your title you will have to enter it in your signature box.
You will also be welcome to join in any future Woosiefest's that we will hold. You will also be allowed to purchase
yourself a T Shirt if you so wish. (Hubby can have one as well) Welcome once again.
I have been sponsored to wear my Woosie T-shirt to work tomorrow for Children In Need, so have added the Woosie Knights' second crusade. My daughter tried pursuading me to add the coat of arms as well (as per avatar) but the jury is still out on that one.
Ah well - all for a good cause.
Fellow Knights and Knightess's my pride was seriously damaged today.
If you promise not to laugh I will continue;
In my line of work I had to visit a new building site to check out ground conditions and to prepare for Risk assessments and method statements. After the initial meeting in the site office we had to walk the site so I set off behind the groundworker's foreman
Now, cutting accross the site my legs suddendly stopped....... they would not move....... I could go no where...... my welly's were sinking with me in them!!! The more I moved the deeper I was going so I took a deep breath and stopped the ground worker is now crying with laughter he offered me his hand to pull me out, man I thought he was going to seperate my legs from my body, no good I was going nowhere so as he lets go I duly fall over, There is now a crowd of fellow workmen congregating and really enjoying them selves at my expense. My right boot is now well over half way stuck and my left one is fully submerged in wet clay silt. The foreman signals to the digger driver to assist and all I could see was this 20+ Ton plus earth moving machine coming towards me with a massive bucket on the front ,Now, I'm thinking I hope he isnt going to try and Scoop me out.
But he puts the bucket down beside me and i manage to get my right leg free using it as leverage, but the left one was still going no where, and the laughter on site was getting even louder.
In the end I had to leave the welly in the ground and pull my foot out, now standing in the bucket on one leg, the foreman has composed himself enough to try and retreave my welly, now it was my turn to laugh as he grabbed the top of my welly and was wiggling it around like a rag doll, he did get it out after about 2 minutes though.
The risk assessment will read "WE WILL NOT BE ON SITE UNTIL THE ROAD IS IN PLACE"
If you promise not to laugh I will continue;
In my line of work I had to visit a new building site to check out ground conditions and to prepare for Risk assessments and method statements. After the initial meeting in the site office we had to walk the site so I set off behind the groundworker's foreman
Now, cutting accross the site my legs suddendly stopped....... they would not move....... I could go no where...... my welly's were sinking with me in them!!! The more I moved the deeper I was going so I took a deep breath and stopped the ground worker is now crying with laughter he offered me his hand to pull me out, man I thought he was going to seperate my legs from my body, no good I was going nowhere so as he lets go I duly fall over, There is now a crowd of fellow workmen congregating and really enjoying them selves at my expense. My right boot is now well over half way stuck and my left one is fully submerged in wet clay silt. The foreman signals to the digger driver to assist and all I could see was this 20+ Ton plus earth moving machine coming towards me with a massive bucket on the front ,Now, I'm thinking I hope he isnt going to try and Scoop me out.
But he puts the bucket down beside me and i manage to get my right leg free using it as leverage, but the left one was still going no where, and the laughter on site was getting even louder.
In the end I had to leave the welly in the ground and pull my foot out, now standing in the bucket on one leg, the foreman has composed himself enough to try and retreave my welly, now it was my turn to laugh as he grabbed the top of my welly and was wiggling it around like a rag doll, he did get it out after about 2 minutes though.
The risk assessment will read "WE WILL NOT BE ON SITE UNTIL THE ROAD IS IN PLACE"
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