Woosie Club

[soldlisa04]

Wow - Lady of the Knight sounds like a great name for me and how about Knight of the Lady for my husband???? I must confess that I don't empty, do not intend to empty and have never emptied our 'Peter the Eater' (naval slang for waste disposal machine) but I do use it!!!!

Let me know if the two names above are approved and I'll add mine proudly.

 

[Brum1]

Fellow Knights and Knightess's my pride was seriously damaged today.
If you promise not to laugh I will continue;
In my line of work I had to visit a new building site to check out ground conditions and to prepare for Risk assessments and method statements. After the initial meeting in the site office we had to walk the site so I set off behind the groundworker's foreman
Now, cutting accross the site my legs suddendly stopped....... they would not move....... I could go no where...... my welly's were sinking with me in them!!! The more I moved the deeper I was going so I took a deep breath and stopped the ground worker is now crying with laughter he offered me his hand to pull me out, man I thought he was going to seperate my legs from my body, no good I was going nowhere so as he lets go I duly fall over, There is now a crowd of fellow workmen congregating and really enjoying them selves at my expense. My right boot is now well over half way stuck and my left one is fully submerged in wet clay silt. The foreman signals to the digger driver to assist and all I could see was this 20+ Ton plus earth moving machine coming towards me with a massive bucket on the front ,Now, I'm thinking I hope he isnt going to try and Scoop me out.
But he puts the bucket down beside me and i manage to get my right leg free using it as leverage, but the left one was still going no where, and the laughter on site was getting even louder.
In the end I had to leave the welly in the ground and pull my foot out, now standing in the bucket on one leg, the foreman has composed himself enough to try and retreave my welly, now it was my turn to laugh as he grabbed the top of my welly and was wiggling it around like a rag doll, he did get it out after about 2 minutes though.
The risk assessment will read "WE WILL NOT BE ON SITE UNTIL THE ROAD IS IN PLACE"

I think you have found where they have been emptying the site's Portaloo

 

[Dustydog]

Fellow Knights and Knightess's my pride was seriously damaged today.
If you promise not to laugh I will continue;
In my line of work I had to visit a new building site to check out ground conditions and to prepare for Risk assessments and method statements. After the initial meeting in the site office we had to walk the site so I set off behind the groundworker's foreman
Now, cutting accross the site my legs suddendly stopped....... they would not move....... I could go no where...... my welly's were sinking with me in them!!! The more I moved the deeper I was going so I took a deep breath and stopped the ground worker is now crying with laughter he offered me his hand to pull me out, man I thought he was going to seperate my legs from my body, no good I was going nowhere so as he lets go I duly fall over, There is now a crowd of fellow workmen congregating and really enjoying them selves at my expense. My right boot is now well over half way stuck and my left one is fully submerged in wet clay silt. The foreman signals to the digger driver to assist and all I could see was this 20+ Ton plus earth moving machine coming towards me with a massive bucket on the front ,Now, I'm thinking I hope he isnt going to try and Scoop me out.
But he puts the bucket down beside me and i manage to get my right leg free using it as leverage, but the left one was still going no where, and the laughter on site was getting even louder.
In the end I had to leave the welly in the ground and pull my foot out, now standing in the bucket on one leg, the foreman has composed himself enough to try and retreave my welly, now it was my turn to laugh as he grabbed the top of my welly and was wiggling it around like a rag doll, he did get it out after about 2 minutes though.
The risk assessment will read "WE WILL NOT BE ON SITE UNTIL THE ROAD IS IN PLACE"

I think you have found where they have been emptying the site's Portaloo

Our King has been bogged down.

But his woosie gogs saved him. Well I don't think he went home barefooted. There again he's a tough Woosie King .
And he has a new Lady of the Knight to greet

 

[Gagakev]

And he has a new Lady of the Knight to greet

Keep up Sir Dusty ------ previous page

But I must welcome the Knight of the Lady he is a brave sole did you see his attire in the

Does anyone else do 'daft' things when away in their van??? Topic?

 

[Mel]

Fellow Knights and Knightess's my pride was seriously damaged today.
If you promise not to laugh I will continue;
In my line of work I had to visit a new building site to check out ground conditions and to prepare for Risk assessments and method statements. After the initial meeting in the site office we had to walk the site so I set off behind the groundworker's foreman
Now, cutting accross the site my legs suddendly stopped....... they would not move....... I could go no where...... my welly's were sinking with me in them!!! The more I moved the deeper I was going so I took a deep breath and stopped the ground worker is now crying with laughter he offered me his hand to pull me out, man I thought he was going to seperate my legs from my body, no good I was going nowhere so as he lets go I duly fall over, There is now a crowd of fellow workmen congregating and really enjoying them selves at my expense. My right boot is now well over half way stuck and my left one is fully submerged in wet clay silt. The foreman signals to the digger driver to assist and all I could see was this 20+ Ton plus earth moving machine coming towards me with a massive bucket on the front ,Now, I'm thinking I hope he isnt going to try and Scoop me out.
But he puts the bucket down beside me and i manage to get my right leg free using it as leverage, but the left one was still going no where, and the laughter on site was getting even louder.
In the end I had to leave the welly in the ground and pull my foot out, now standing in the bucket on one leg, the foreman has composed himself enough to try and retreave my welly, now it was my turn to laugh as he grabbed the top of my welly and was wiggling it around like a rag doll, he did get it out after about 2 minutes though.
The risk assessment will read "WE WILL NOT BE ON SITE UNTIL THE ROAD IS IN PLACE"

kev this is hilarious (crying with laughter icon). However, I do have a serious question. How is it, given the "rescued by earth mover" incident (above) and the "nearly blew myself and the neighbourhood to smithereens by cutting though a gas main" incident (previously) did you ever get put in charge of Risk Assessment.

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wish i had been there
mel

 

[Gagakev]

Woosie Club Round
Table Members - Update

Sir Dusty Dog + Lady Villa

King Gagakev + Lady Gagamags

Sir Rob T

Dame TC

Lady Mel

Sir WC + Lady
Squirrel

Sir WC Kopite + Lady
Top Trump

Sir Chunky

Sir Emmerson

Sir Deli Dave

Sir Gab

Sir Mucky Pup TB

Sir Roger F WM

Lady Di D + Sir
Walkaloti

Sir Sprocket Jester +
Lady Sprocket

Sir Outnumbered WC
(4;1

Dame crazyguider

Sir Stagger (Has
Wandered)

Sir Prised

Sir Hugh Urinal

Lady of the Knight

Knight of the Lady

Honourary Member Lightpole Man

Total of 29

Someone has to keep track

(Please let me know if you have been left out)

or maybe your other half.

 

[Gagakev]

Fellow Knights and Knightess's my pride was seriously damaged today.
If you promise not to laugh I will continue;
In my line of work I had to visit a new building site to check out ground conditions and to prepare for Risk assessments and method statements. After the initial meeting in the site office we had to walk the site so I set off behind the groundworker's foreman
Now, cutting accross the site my legs suddendly stopped....... they would not move....... I could go no where...... my welly's were sinking with me in them!!! The more I moved the deeper I was going so I took a deep breath and stopped the ground worker is now crying with laughter he offered me his hand to pull me out, man I thought he was going to seperate my legs from my body, no good I was going nowhere so as he lets go I duly fall over, There is now a crowd of fellow workmen congregating and really enjoying them selves at my expense. My right boot is now well over half way stuck and my left one is fully submerged in wet clay silt. The foreman signals to the digger driver to assist and all I could see was this 20+ Ton plus earth moving machine coming towards me with a massive bucket on the front ,Now, I'm thinking I hope he isnt going to try and Scoop me out.
But he puts the bucket down beside me and i manage to get my right leg free using it as leverage, but the left one was still going no where, and the laughter on site was getting even louder.
In the end I had to leave the welly in the ground and pull my foot out, now standing in the bucket on one leg, the foreman has composed himself enough to try and retreave my welly, now it was my turn to laugh as he grabbed the top of my welly and was wiggling it around like a rag doll, he did get it out after about 2 minutes though.
The risk assessment will read "WE WILL NOT BE ON SITE UNTIL THE ROAD IS IN PLACE"

kev this is hilarious (crying with laughter icon). However, I do have a serious question. How is it, given the "rescued by earth mover" incident (above) and the "nearly blew myself and the neighbourhood to smithereens by cutting though a gas main" incident (previously) did you ever get put in charge of Risk Assessment.

.
wish i had been there
mel

They say it comes in three's Lady Mel, I'm not looking forward to the third one

How did you ever get put in charge of Risk Assessment. Thats easy------- it's called bluffing

I can look after others but not myself

 

[Dustydog]

And he has a new Lady of the Knight to greet

Keep up Sir Dusty ------ previous page

But I must welcome the Knight of the Lady he is a brave sole did you see his attire in the

Does anyone else do 'daft' things when away in their van??? Topic?

 

[Gagakev]

Think I'll use the van more often!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually took this from a work related forum and the lads on site were expected to use it!!!!!

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Talking a few replies ago about missing members - we've not heard from Dame Crazyguider for a while. I hope she and her family are keeping keeping well.

 

[Dustydog]

Talking a few replies ago about missing members - we've not heard from Dame Crazyguider for a while. I hope she and her family are keeping keeping well.

Not forgetting Dame TC aka Thursday's Child. Parksy was going to contact her before his computer blew up.

 

[Surfer]

Talking a few replies ago about missing members - we've not heard from Dame Crazyguider for a while. I hope she and her family are keeping keeping well.

Not forgetting Dame TC aka Thursday's Child. Parksy was going to contact her before his computer blew up.

I don't think that any one is missing, just that they don't have anything useful to contribute to the thread at the moment.

 

[soldlisa04]

We are so pleased to be formally given the titles of Knight of the Lady and Lady of the Knight - I can regale you with a tale of daftness concerning caravans/motorhomes having done a Del Boy one night and fallen straight out of our friends motorhome door - Mum said it was priceless as one minute I was there, the next I was face down on the (artificial) grass crying with pain/laughter thinking I'd broken my wrist. And no, I was not drunk!

Talking of the Knight of the Lady's attire ... I have photos of him in a certain green mankini on the beach in Cornwall on Christmas Day a few years ago. Certainly NOT for the faint of heart!

 

[Parksy]

Talking a few replies ago about missing members - we've not heard from Dame Crazyguider for a while. I hope she and her family are keeping keeping well.

Not forgetting Dame TC aka Thursday's Child. Parksy was going to contact her before his computer blew up.

My computer is fixed now and I did send an email to the email address for Dame TC that I have on the database to ask if she is ok but so far I haven't received a reply

 

[Brum1]

King Kev.
You are a silly Woosie...I am Sir Hugh Rinal.
Not Sir Hugh Urinal as you listed.

 

[Mel]

Talking a few replies ago about missing members - we've not heard from Dame Crazyguider for a while. I hope she and her family are keeping keeping well.

Not forgetting Dame TC aka Thursday's Child. Parksy was going to contact her before his computer blew up.

I don't think that any one is missing, just that they don't have anything useful to contribute to the thread at the moment.

What makes you think that any of us are contributing anything useful to this thread?

mel

 

[Sproket]

 

[Surfer]

No one can get a word in edgeways as Sprocket hogs the thread with their blathering. LOL!

 

[DeliDave_]

King Gagakev WC (2 Bar)
Would you kindly add Lady Linda
Thank you

 

[Gagakev]

King Kev.
You are a silly Woosie...I am Sir Hugh Rinal.
Not Sir Hugh Urinal as you listed.

Sir Hugh Rinal, please accept my apologise's----I was'nt taking the P, Honest guv

 

[Gagakev]

King Gagakev WC (2 Bar)
Would you kindly add Lady Linda
Thank you

Again please accept my apologise's, consider it done (hope Lady Linda doesnt put me in the stocks at the next meet)

Sir Dusty Dog + Lady Villa

King Gagakev + Lady Gagamags

Sir Rob T

Dame TC

Lady Mel

Sir WC + Lady
Squirrel

Sir WC Kopite + Lady
Top Trump

Sir Chunky

Sir Emmerson

Sir Deli Dave + Lady
Linda

Sir Gab

Sir Mucky Pup TB

Sir Roger F WM

Lady Di D + Sir
Walkaloti

Sir Sprocket Jester +
Lady Sprocket

Sir Outnumbered WC
(4;1)

Dame Crazyguider

Sir Stagger (Has
Wandered)

Sir Prised

Sir Hugh Rinal

Lady of the Knight + Knight
of the Lady

Honourary Member Lightpole Man

Total of 30

Footnote to Lady Mel, what about Sir Ale Man?? have I forgotten him as well (you could choose another name if you so wish)

 

[Parksy]

Talking a few replies ago about missing members - we've not heard from Dame Crazyguider for a while. I hope she and her family are keeping keeping well.

Not forgetting Dame TC aka Thursday's Child. Parksy was going to contact her before his computer blew up.

My computer is fixed now and I did send an email to the email address for Dame TC that I have on the database to ask if she is ok but so far I haven't received a reply

I have received a reply from Dame TC and she asked me to convey her heartfelt thanks to the Woosies and all who asked if she is well, she and her family are very touched to learn that she has been missed by all of us.
Unfortunately there have been some rather sad recent events in the lives of Dame TC and her family, her sister in law lost her battle with cancer and one of her much loved little Pomeranian dogs has been diagnosed with incurable heart valve problems which means that Dame TC is cherishing the time she has with her 'little bear'.
Dame TC added that although she reads forum posts regularly she hasn't really felt up to commenting or taking an active part recently, she is very appreciative of the support of her very special forum friends and as soon as she feels able she will be back amongst us.
Dame TC wishes all of her friends on the forum a very happy Christmas with lots of adventures for the new year and she added special thanks to the Woosies.
I'm sure that all forum members and Woosies will join me in wishing Dame TC all the very best for Christmas and the New Year, we miss her and hope that she will be able to rejoin us soon.

 

[Mel]

Dame TC, hope you are reading this. So sorry to hear of your situation. Prayers for strength and peace in this awfulness.
mel

 

[Mel]

Footnote to Lady Mel, what about Sir Ale Man?? have I forgotten him as well (you could choose another name if you so wish)

Thank you Your Highness, Sir Ale Man is pleased to accept this title. (It is much more complimentary than all the ones that I came up with)
mel

 

[Gagakev]

Dame TC so sorry to hear of your sad times and like the others hope you pop in to read this, you are missed hugely
We look forward to your return when you feel able, take care, and enjoy the festive season.