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Two physics students looking at the Uni Notice board which shows:-

Lecture on String Theory - 3pm.

One turns to the other and says 'How Long'

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Two music students looking at the Uni Notice board which shows:-

Jam Session - 3pm

One turns to the other and says 'Tomorrow'
 

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It seems that some people didn't get the message about posts with sexual references or inuendos. If this continues it will be three strikes and your out. The previous post has been deleted and strike one recorded.
 
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It was said twice by mods that comment on the US election and Presidential candidates or President is a NoNo given the Forum is hosted by a US company. I think it’s even in the rules of the Forum.
The essence of the cartoon is NOTHING to do with politics, but to do withe quip. Nothing insulting about it either and I was under the impression that you have not been appointed as a moderator. If a moderator requests it, I will remove the post no problem.
 
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You keep making reference to me being a mod, but clearly your memory of what the Mods (and you) said early in the US election phase is not very good.

 
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I hope we are not going down the Diversity , Inclusion and Equity route like the RBLπŸ˜‰.

The last picture post struck me as a compliment to a very well respected and talented chap who against all the odds has beaten off two of the most vocally adversarial opponentsπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‡
 
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I hope we are not going down the Diversity , Inclusion and Equity route like the RBLπŸ˜‰.

The last picture post struck me as a compliment to a very well respected and talented chap who against all the odds has beaten off two of the most vocally adversarial opponentsπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‡
I think it ignores the guidance given by Mel early in the election campaign, and also that given by Parksy and Damien during the 2020 election campaign. Try reading the relevant posts, they are quite clear.
Irrespective of views on the individuals the vice president is still in post. So making fun of her seems to me to be contrary to the advice and guidance given by three moderators.
 

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OK. I have 2 options here.
One is to deem the post US political and delete it, in line with previous clear guidance. The other option is to deem it non political and a quip about men winning arguments, and leave it stand.
There is no easy answer, so I am going with the second on the basis that the US election is over and the main point was the quip.
However, the advice about not commenting on US politics remains. This one has been a fine call and could easily have gone the other way.
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I hope we are not going down the Diversity , Inclusion and Equity route like the RBLπŸ˜‰.

The last picture post struck me as a compliment to a very well respected and talented chap who against all the odds has beaten off two of the most vocally adversarial opponentsπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‡
Not really a good weekend to knock the RBL.
 
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I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation. The biggest lie I tell myself is... I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it. I don't have gray hair... I have wisdom highlights! I'm just very wise. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age Getting Lucky means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. Now, I'm wondering... did I steal this meme from you, or did you steal it from me? ...
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