One liners, Humour

[Thebossandhermaster]

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Just goes to show woman are hardier than men ,he needed a canopy over him 😂😂😂

 

[Buckman]

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I don't think Mrs Bucket would be impressed. Ref "Keeping up appearances"

 

[Steve1962]

Argentina is cold…. In fact, it’s bordering on Chile….

 

[Sam Vimes]

Two physics students looking at the Uni Notice board which shows:-

Lecture on String Theory - 3pm.

One turns to the other and says 'How Long'

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Two music students looking at the Uni Notice board which shows:-

Jam Session - 3pm

One turns to the other and says 'Tomorrow'

 

[Sam Vimes]

It seems that some people didn't get the message about posts with sexual references or inuendos. If this continues it will be three strikes and your out. The previous post has been deleted and strike one recorded.

 

[Dustydog]

 

[Steve1962]

A friend of mine wanted to start collecting dogs and asked my advice.
“What did you do?”

I gave him a few pointers…..


Already left the building before you could even tell me to get out..