One liners, Humour

[Hutch]

My son (A Skoda owner) tells me that symbol is known as the 'flying f*** '

 

[otherclive]

Sign at swimming pool:

“Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no “P” in it? Let’s keep it that way. “.

Good job it wasn’t “ Welcome to our “L” 😂

 

[otherclive]

Specially for Buckman who clearly wasn’t fully awake earlier this morning.

But the law of random happenings has struck once again as it now posts in the correct orientation from the original unedited photo.

The accountant could also have included dogs, grandchildren and caravans too🤣

 

[Hutch]

A little bit of Trivia, whos dog is Wee Harry,

 

[RogerL]

A little bit of Trivia, whos dog is Wee Harry,
View attachment 3511

Oor Wullie ?

 

[Hutch]

 

[Hutch]

View attachment 3698

The service department states, "I hope it's not Buckmans Jeep"

 

[Jcloughie]

If anyone knows who Philip is, I have found his screwdriver.

John

 

[Buckman]

View attachment 3698

Sounds like my car!

 

[Raywood]

Why did the zoo keeper quit his job.
The camels gave him the hump.

 

[Hutch]

What do you call the Tattoos on a Giraffs neck.
Giraffittie.

 

[Sam Vimes]

At the risk of getting censored by a fellow moderator, a new word for you....

déjà poo - the feeling you've heard this cr*p before

 

[Raywood]

The old ones are the best ones, or so they say.

 

[Hutch]

 

[Taidy]

Looks like the barristers are the latest group to go on strike. I'll just have to make my own coffee!

 

[Hutch]

 

[Jcloughie]

John

 

[Dustydog]

 

[Hutch]

A Citroen Piccaso

 

[Hutch]

I have just been reading about the motor industry investigation into clockwork cars.
I think it's a wind up.

 

[otherclive]

View attachment 3874
A Citroen Piccaso

Surely a Deux Chevaux (2CV)

 

[otherclive]

Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.

 

[Beachball]

View attachment 3874
A Citroen Piccaso

Nice Citroen 2Cv6

 

[Jcloughie]

Hutch, I think OC and BB missed the joke. 😒

John

 

[otherclive]

Hutch, I think OC and BB missed the joke. 😒

John

Being slightly on the neurodiverse spectrum my ability to recognise humour isn’t the same as others.