One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and l fell off. I guess l was stoned off my ass.

 

[Challenger]

 

[toad a caravan]

If you ever get a barking cough a 2 large packets of Pontefract cakes or Spanish helps a lot .. You daren',t cough🙂

 

[otherclive]

If you ever get a barking cough a 2 large packets of Pontefract cakes or Spanish helps a lot .. You daren',t cough🙂

Lost on me that one 😂

 

[toad a caravan]

Spanish is a very Good laxative hence coughing may have unwanted other effects😊

 

[Buckman]

Spanish is a very Good laxative hence coughing may have unwanted other effects😊

Totally lost me there?

 

[RogerL]

Totally lost me there?

Spanish what? Wine, Omelette, Flu, Hoilday

 

[toad a caravan]

The black edible type that can act as a laxative and loose bowels,hence the reason Not to cough

 

[Buckman]

The black edible type that can act as a laxative and loose bowels,hence the reason Not to cough

Still no idea? Maybe time to give up on us plebes trying to understand? LOL!

 

[toad a caravan]

Liquorice roots were imported from Spain many moon's ago and used in the manufacture of Pontefract cakes also known as Spanish button's (appro 30mm x6mm)..if you over indulged yourself getting to your Thetford in time would be a matter of good luck,if however you had a serious cough then you wouldn't need your Thetford as it would be to late..if any of you good people come across any (Spanish button's try some ,,,in moderation of course)..Kop Kops are similar tasting ..but I ain't going there 🙂🙂...Gary

 

[Dustydog]

Never heard of Spanish Buttons but Fly? Yes 😉

 

[toad a caravan]

I was hoping the penny had dropped...(perhaps the same penny used to spend a penny)🙂.. unsure what "plebes" are but I personally consider all participants of this forum as unseen friends United in there interest whilst assisting others that seek help in Thier particular problem... Hope all's well 😊👌

 

[Buckman]

Never heard of Spanish Buttons but Fly? Yes 😉

Yep same here. A "pleb" is an ordinary person.

 

[toad a caravan]

Cheers Buckman👌

 

[Jcloughie]

If you ever get a barking cough a 2 large packets of Pontefract cakes or Spanish helps a lot .. You daren',t cough🙂

If it helps, I got it. The Spanish and Pontefract cakes might be a northern thing.

We could also buy liquorice root. I love licorice, but the roots were not my favourite.

I thought, that the idea of being a laxative was just somthing my mother said to stop me eating too much.

John

 

[Beardy]

Still no idea? Maybe time to give up on us plebes trying to understand? LOL!

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Always known as 'Spanish' when I was a kid. Maybe it's a Northern thing.

 

[toad a caravan]

I,d better not mention colesfoot rock (I may of misspelled it,) 😊🙂 Gary

 

[Hutch]

I,d better not mention colesfoot rock (I may of misspelled it,) 😊🙂 Gary

Sounds like you have had a bit of a Hard time.

 

[toad a caravan]

All in a days work, better than watching the news or camping in tent during a Cornish downpour 😊😊

 

[Beachball]

I told him to be himself, that was pretty mean, I guess.

 

[Challenger]

Your new office desk has arrived. However you will now work much slower, make more noise, be prone to breakdowns and have an issue with emissions!

 

[Buckman]

Even better.

 

[Challenger]

Devon and Cornwall Councils were going to have a joint music festival with classic 70s and 80s bands.....but it had to be cancelled....


........they could not decide if The Jam or Cream should go on first.

 

[toad a caravan]

That would of been a good idea to past de time 🙂

 

[Beachball]

A ghost walked into a bar and ordered a shot of vodka. The bartender said, " Sorry, we don"t serve spirits here."