One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

I told a chemistry joke once. I didn"t get much of a reaction.

 

[Sam Vimes]

Given what I assume to be the age of most of us here, I wonder how long it will be before new posts are jokes we've posted before 🙂

Not that it matters because I can't remember what socks I've put on this morning.

 

[otherclive]

Given what I assume to be the age of most of us here, I wonder how long it will be before new posts are jokes we've posted before 🙂

Not that it matters because I can't remember what socks I've put on this morning.

I’ve even got two pairs of walking socks with L and R sewn into the toe end. But I got confused the other day when I picked out one sock from the draw with R sewn into the ankle area. Didn’t know what to do with its partner as that also had an R on the ankle. Then I remembered that they were made by Regatta. 😱

 

[Hutch]

 

[Steve1962]

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And another thing
TAKE YER BLOODY TRAINERS OFF IN MY HOUSE🤣🤣🤣

 

[Challenger]

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno, dos..." and poof! He disappeared without a tres.

 

[otherclive]

 

[Challenger]

 

[Peanut]

Vegetarianism is a native American word meaning "Bad Hunter"

 

[Beachball]

Geology rocks, but geography"s where it"s at.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Beachball]

If you don"t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

 

[Hutch]

 

[Beachball]

My father has schizophrenia, he"s good people.

 

[Challenger]

 

[Challenger]

 

[Challenger]

 

[Challenger]

 

[Challenger]

Ford - Found On Rubbish Dump.
Fix Or Repair Daily

Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket

Fiat - Fix It Again Toni

Chevrolet - Clatters Heavily, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

Merc. My economical runabout car 😉

 

[Buckman]

Ford - Found On Rubbish Dump.
Fix Or Repair Daily

Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket

Fiat - Fix It Again Toni

Chevrolet - Clatters Heavily, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

Merc. My economical runabout car 😉

That is the one for Landrover or Range Rover? 😀

 

[Beachball]

"The first time I met my wife, I new she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves."

 

[borderbilly]

Ford - Found On Rubbish Dump.
Fix Or Repair Daily

Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket

Fiat - Fix It Again Toni

Chevrolet - Clatters Heavily, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

Merc. My economical runabout car 😉

Merc- More European Rusty Crap.

 

[toad a caravan]

Those 2"" on the width made a difference