One liners, Humour

[otherclive]

Terry Wogan had an incoming phone call from one of the TOGS who was on a motorway where the signs instructed drivers to keep two chevrons apart. The TOGS problem was he was up to 110 mph and having increasing difficulty keeping within two chevrons from the Mercedes in front of him. 😂

 

[Steve1962]

Thief got caught red handed stealing a calendar from WH Smiths…..
When it went to court…..
He got 12 months

Coat on, already out the door……

 

[otherclive]

 

[otherclive]

 

[Buckman]

 

[toad a caravan]

Was that salmon wild when you caught it ? Asked the passer-by.."WILD! WILD! no it was ****** furious , answered the fisherman

 

[toad a caravan]

Foot note"Dusty dog may have a tin of it" 😄😄