One liners, Humour

[otherclive]

Terry Wogan had an incoming phone call from one of the TOGS who was on a motorway where the signs instructed drivers to keep two chevrons apart. The TOGS problem was he was up to 110 mph and having increasing difficulty keeping within two chevrons from the Mercedes in front of him. 😂

 

[Steve1962]

Thief got caught red handed stealing a calendar from WH Smiths…..
When it went to court…..
He got 12 months

Coat on, already out the door……

 

[otherclive]

 

[otherclive]

 

[Buckman]

 

[toad a caravan]

Was that salmon wild when you caught it ? Asked the passer-by.."WILD! WILD! no it was ****** furious , answered the fisherman

 

[toad a caravan]

Foot note"Dusty dog may have a tin of it" 😄😄

 

[otherclive]

 

[Buckman]

Sorry don't get the joke?

 

[otherclive]

Sorry don't get the joke?

Headline news yesterday on most channels and newspapers

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx20z3ykd9ro

 

[Buckman]

I must be lacking in humour somewhere as the picture in post 533 is about someone else? I still don't get the joke or funny side of that picture?

 

[Thebossandhermaster]

I must be lacking in humour somewhere as the picture in post 533 is about someone else? I still don't get the joke or funny side of that picture?

Me neither unless it’s a photo of 2 A**holes

 

[Dustydog]

Satire and extracting the proverbial.
Surely you must have seen this one and the rest?

 

[otherclive]

I must be lacking in humour somewhere as the picture in post 533 is about someone else? I still don't get the joke or funny side of that picture?

How about this one then:

 

[Dustydog]

And another

 

[Buckman]

I get it about the CEO etc and that is his business and not ours and not funny for his family. What have the last two pictures got to do with the picture in post 533? If the person in that picture is the one that I am thinking about, then it should not be on a family orientated forum? However I still fail to see the humorous side of the picture in 533?

 

[otherclive]

And another
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Were you old enough for your parents to let you watch the late Saturday night satirical show That Was The Week That Was? . My parents watched it but I was banned, so Saturdays were spent at a friends house where his parents were always out very late.

 

[otherclive]

This may help our our Australian members get over the defeat of they Wallabies by the British Lions.

 

[Dustydog]

I get it about the CEO etc and that is his business and not ours and not funny for his family. What have the last two pictures got to do with the picture in post 533? If the person in that picture is the one that I am thinking about, then it should not be on a family orientated forum? However I still fail to see the humorous side of the picture in 533?

Have you ever seen a Parody?

All of these are Parodies, a form of humour , featuring in a lot of national newspapers. Indeed many professional cartoonists use this method of humour.

Now here’s one parody you cannot fail to enjoy and laugh😎

Google Search

 

[Buckman]

Have you ever seen a Parody?

All of these are Parodies, a form of humour , featuring in a lot of national newspapers. Indeed many professional cartoonists use this method of humour.

Now here’s one parody you cannot fail to enjoy and laugh😎

Google Search

Can someone please confirm who the two are in post 533 as I still do not get association as one is probably a normal bloke with feelings? Not sure why the press have made such a big deal about it as it happens every day?

 

[Hutch]

Can someone please confirm who the two are in post 533 as I still do not get association as one is probably a normal bloke with feelings? Not sure why the press have made such a big deal about it as it happens every day?

Good old Brian and his mate Donald.

 

[Beardy]

Can someone please confirm who the two are in post 533 as I still do not get association as one is probably a normal bloke with feelings? Not sure why the press have made such a big deal about it as it happens every day?

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, just normal blokes.

 

[Beardy]

Good old Brian and his mate Donald.

Brian?

 

[Hutch]

Brian?

Sorry, my fault.

 

[Buckman]

Totally lost now why a picture of a paedo and the CEO are associated as there is nothing funny about a paedo, the worst sort of person to inhabit this earth! Even though it is in the joke section, surely not appropriate for this forum? Very bad taste.

No issue with the CEO cuddling his co-worker as that is their problem and none of our business. Live and let live!