One liners, Humour

[Buckman]

Keep up with the news from the USA.
You could always just ignore this thread for a while.

We live in England so the CEO of some company cuddling his co worker is of no interest to us and not even newsworthy when we have a war in the Ukraine and fighting in the Middle east. Is this news going to affect our way of living etc? Plus probably over 90% of people had no idea who he is and what he did for a living. Never mind knowing about his company.

 

[borderbilly]

Free! 10 bottles of chill pills 💊, 1st come 1st served.

 

[Dustydog]

We live in England so the CEO of some company cuddling his co worker is of no interest to us and not even newsworthy when we have a war in the Ukraine and fighting in the Middle east. Is this news going to affect our way of living etc? Plus probably over 90% of people had no idea who he is and what he did for a living. Never mind knowing about his company.

The problem with some threads is that none of us, me included , can know everything that is going on in the World.
When “jokes “ about certain things arise not all of us will grasp the nettle, not because of ignorance but just because it is outside of our usual life knowledge.
May I very politely suggest that in that situation it may be prudent to accept the situation and perhaps try and learn from those that are aware.
Please can we try and enjoy a few jokes and fun before we all get nuked out🤪

 

[Buckman]

The problem with some threads is that none of us, me included , can know everything that is going on in the World.
When “jokes “ about certain things arise not all of us will grasp the nettle, not because of ignorance but just because it is outside of our usual life knowledge.
May I very politely suggest that in that situation it may be prudent to accept the situation and perhaps try and learn from those that are aware.
Please can we try and enjoy a few jokes and fun before we all get nuked out🤪

I do enjoy good jokes, but with this one I was totally lost as it did not make any sense, but time to m ve over for more real jokes.

 

[Hutch]

 

[RogerL]

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Thanks, I need some TLC at the moment - just come out of hospital having had a large inoperable gallstone diagnosed - so need to change to a completely fat-free diet and face the prospect of regular recurrences - and on top of all that, Mrs L had a major eye operation at the weekend and really needed me at home to help with the 20+/day eyedops - not a good week so far!

 

[otherclive]

Thanks, I need some TLC at the moment - just come out of hospital having had a large inoperable gallstone diagnosed - so need to change to a completely fat-free diet and face the prospect of regular recurrences - and on top of all that, Mrs L had a major eye operation at the weekend and really needed me at home to help with the 20+/day eyedops - not a good week so far!

Hope that things start to improve for your wife’s eyes, and that diet can control your gall bladder pain and possible infections, which from experience are excruciating..

 

[Hutch]

Thanks, I need some TLC at the moment - just come out of hospital having had a large inoperable gallstone diagnosed - so need to change to a completely fat-free diet and face the prospect of regular recurrences - and on top of all that, Mrs L had a major eye operation at the weekend and really needed me at home to help with the 20+/day eyedops - not a good week so far!

I am glad the little cartoon helps, I had my gallbladder removed a few years ago, after excruciating pain, and last year detached retina surgery twice, amazing what surgeons can do.
I wish you both a good recovery.