One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating I was like OMg

 

[Buckman]

Miracle cure for stress!

 

[otherclive]

Now the weather is getting colder think of your EVRI delivery driver and offer him a hot drink. When he says”yes” drop kick it in to a neighbour’s garden and tell him “I have put it in a safe place”

 

[Beachball]

Change is inevitable -- except from a vending machine.

 

[Hutch]

 

[Beachball]

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

[Sam Vimes]

Well you cant have wet paint on stars can you.

 

[Thebossandhermaster]

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😂😂

 

[Beachball]

Don"t trust atoms, they make up everything.

 

[Beachball]

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

 

[Jcloughie]

Here is my bit on the side.



John

 

[Sam Vimes]

Come on - you know the drill - no inuendos 🙂

Reminds me of the '60s when I tried a High Speed twist and put my back out.

 

[toad a caravan]

Sam,music by Chubby Checker?

 

[Sam Vimes]

He's the one

 

[Beardy]

 

[Beachball]

I"m feeling pretty proud of myself. The puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

 

[Jcloughie]

 

[Beachball]

I don"t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

 

[Thebossandhermaster]

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🤣🤣

 

[Beachball]

My friend set me up on a blind date, and he said, "I"d better warn you, she"s expecting a baby, " I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing nothing but a diaper!

 

[Sam Vimes]

Let AI answer your exam questions.....

Q. Name an Elizabethan explorer and one of his accomplishments.

A. Francis Drake was a notable explorer during the reign of Elizabeth the First. Between 1577-1580 he circumsised the world with his 80 foot clipper.

 

[otherclive]

Let AI answer your exam questions.....

Q. Name an Elizabethan explorer and one of his accomplishments.

A. Francis Drake was a notable explorer during the reign of Elizabeth the First. Between 1577-1580 he circumsised the world with his 80 foot clipper.

The old ones are the best, as some might say. I think that was around when my kids did their GCSE and they are now 50+.

 

[Sam Vimes]

That's why I'm one of the best😉

 

[otherclive]

 

[Beachball]

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.