One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating I was like OMg

 

[Buckman]

Miracle cure for stress!

 

[otherclive]

Now the weather is getting colder think of your EVRI delivery driver and offer him a hot drink. When he says”yes” drop kick it in to a neighbour’s garden and tell him “I have put it in a safe place”