One liners, Humour

[Beachball]

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating I was like OMg

 

[Buckman]

Miracle cure for stress!

 

[otherclive]

Now the weather is getting colder think of your EVRI delivery driver and offer him a hot drink. When he says”yes” drop kick it in to a neighbour’s garden and tell him “I have put it in a safe place”

 

[Beachball]

Change is inevitable -- except from a vending machine.

 

[Hutch]

 

[Beachball]

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

[Sam Vimes]

Well you cant have wet paint on stars can you.

 

[Thebossandhermaster]

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