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Now the weather is getting colder think of your EVRI delivery driver and offer him a hot drink. When he says”yes” drop kick it in to a neighbour’s garden and tell him “I have put it in a safe place”
- Jan 3, 2012
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Change is inevitable -- except from a vending machine.
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Well you cant have wet paint on stars can you.
- Jan 3, 2012
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Come on - you know the drill - no inuendos 
Reminds me of the '60s when I tried a High Speed twist and put my back out.
Reminds me of the '60s when I tried a High Speed twist and put my back out.
- Jan 3, 2012
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I"m feeling pretty proud of myself. The puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
- Jun 16, 2020
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My friend set me up on a blind date, and he said, "I"d better warn you, she"s expecting a baby, " I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing nothing but a diaper!
Let AI answer your exam questions.....
Q. Name an Elizabethan explorer and one of his accomplishments.
A. Francis Drake was a notable explorer during the reign of Elizabeth the First. Between 1577-1580 he circumsised the world with his 80 foot clipper.
Q. Name an Elizabethan explorer and one of his accomplishments.
A. Francis Drake was a notable explorer during the reign of Elizabeth the First. Between 1577-1580 he circumsised the world with his 80 foot clipper.
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The old ones are the best, as some might say. I think that was around when my kids did their GCSE and they are now 50+.
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