Just trying to think of a way to "big" up my own job! You all seem to have very nice jobs or be really lucky and retired. Have had titles, such as technician, engineer, mechanic and layabout! Basically I have and can look after your land based telecomms, some equipment but manly the cabling side. If you see the BT gentleman, in the street staring at what appears to be a birds nest of wires in a cabinet, I'm the guy that sorts it out.
In my spare time I am a stunt double for the Swedish Chef and Animal from the Muppets.