Woosie Club

[WoodlandsCamper]

how about Sir Fixalot?

Sir Fixalot is Mr Crazyguider, and unfortunately they can't make it due to school & kids

, but will be at Stowford, see following:

I hereby endow a knighthood on Mr Crazyguider and call him Sir Fixalot.

He can personally thank his proposer and seconder in the time-honoured fashion in ye old Tavern at Stowfolot. Myself, as King, am above such things and cannot be bribed (OK, just a small one then)

crazyguider replied:

Many thanks your Majesty!
I'll pass on the good newa and tell him he's buying the first round!!

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Open letter to our noble King , King WC

Your Majesty,
Could I propose a honoury BAR for our stalwart Sir Dusty Dog, he has in my opinion again excelled in his duties towards the Woosie Club, his efforts over the last couple of years has been second to none, his commitment and dedication to the efficient running of our wonderful Woosie Club has been invaluable.
Please consider this as a matter of urgency
Your humble servant
Sir Gagakev WC (2 BAR)

I will sleep on it, as he's only completed one of the two tasks I requested of him.

We are still awaiting an answer on the function room.

Let's not be toooooooooo hasty.

Sir Dustydog has very successfully completed his second task.

I will now bestow the order of the BAR on him.

Well done and congratulations Sir Dustydog (BAR). Don't forget to change your signature line.

 

[Dustydog]

how about Sir Fixalot?

Hope we haven't missed anyone.

OMG.I'm barred. Thankyou Your Royal Woosiness.

Sir Fixalot is Mr Crazyguider, and unfortunately they can't make it due to school & kids

, but will be at Stowford, see following:

I hereby endow a knighthood on Mr Crazyguider and call him Sir Fixalot.

He can personally thank his proposer and seconder in the time-honoured fashion in ye old Tavern at Stowfolot. Myself, as King, am above such things and cannot be bribed (OK, just a small one then)

crazyguider replied:

Many thanks your Majesty!
I'll pass on the good newa and tell him he's buying the first round!!

 

[Mel]

May I offer mightiest respect to our brave Knight Sir DD (BAR) who hath completed two tasks of great magnititude. First he hath secured superpitches at ye low cost and second he hath won the patronage of the fair maiden proprietess of the 3 Horseshoes; thereby allowing his fellow Woosies Knights, Ladies and liege Lord to sup until ye drop. Verily he doth deserve the honour Bar which our great King hath graciously bestowed upon him.
But, in knightly tradition tasks of great magnitude always cometh in threes (you knowth that they do) and I dost wonder if there is a dragon that requireth slaying.

 

[Gabsgrandad]

I don't know about the dragon!
But I think he should be contacting the weather fairy before then and getting some guarantees.

 

[Gagakev]

Congratulations to our one and only Sir Dusty Dog (Bar) you have earnt this award and you can hold you head up high, well done

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Tonic Wine Anyone?

 

[Dustydog]

My fairest Lady Mel
You knoweth I have
wrestled Bears,
fought wars,
flown test rockets,
castrated tigers,
run governments
even dare I say enlightened virgins.

BUT if you think this knight is going to slay Dragons then I'll need more than spinach and magic mushrooms

Sir Gabsgrandad
As our resident Rain Master, Sir Gagakev (2 BAR) is joing us at Wheatalot I am afraid there is very little I can do to halt the rain. We need the Sundance Kid

 

[Dustydog]

My fairest Lady Mel
You knoweth I have
wrestled Bears,
fought wars,
flown test rockets,
castrated tigers,
run governments
even dare I say enlightened virgins.

BUT if you think this knight is going to slay Dragons then I'll need more than spinach and magic mushrooms

Sir Gabsgrandad
As our resident Rain Master, Sir Gagakev WC (2 BAR) is joing us at Wheatalot I am afraid there is very little I can do to halt the rain. We need the Sundance Kid

sorry duplicate post. Computer gremlins methinks

 

[Gabsgrandad]

I am intrigued by this boast of “enlightening virgins”!!

So I looked up ‘ enlighten’ -:

VERB
give
(someone) greater knowledge and understanding about a subject or situation:
eg
- Christopher had not enlightened Francis as to their relationship
give
(someone) spiritual knowledge or insight:
eg the
Holy Spirit enlightened the Apostles
SYNONYMS
inform, make aware, notify, tell, advise, let know, illuminate, open someone's eyes, apprise; explain the
situation to, explain the circumstances to, describe the state of affairs to,
brief, update, give details
to, give information to, bring up to date

informal - clue in,
fill in, put wise, tip off,
put in the picture, bring up to speed.

So looking at the definition, am I right in thinking you gave ”them all”
a good ‘talking to’?

 

[Dustydog]

I am intrigued by this boast of “enlightening virgins”!!

So I looked up ‘ enlighten’ -:

VERB
give
(someone) greater knowledge and understanding about a subject or situation:
eg
- Christopher had not enlightened Francis as to their relationship
give
(someone) spiritual knowledge or insight:
eg the
Holy Spirit enlightened the Apostles
SYNONYMS
inform, make aware, notify, tell, advise, let know, illuminate, open someone's eyes, apprise; explain the
situation to, explain the circumstances to, describe the state of affairs to,
brief, update, give details
to, give information to, bring up to date

informal - clue in,
fill in, put wise, tip off,
put in the picture, bring up to speed.

So looking at the definition, am I right in thinking you gave ”them all”
a good ‘talking to’?

Sir Gab WC
I forgot to say this knight was also a legend in his own breeches.
Hope that helps your enquiries.

 

[DeliDave_]

Sir Dustydog (BAR) is a star

Received our confirmation from Lee today

 

[Surfer]

Deleted to try again!

 

[Surfer]

I asked about windbreaks, sloping pitches and Elsan point. Thye replied no issue with windbreaks, sloping pitches and the tap on the pitch as an anti pass back and is fitted with two hoses. Blue one for fresh water and green one for flushing wastemaster and cassette.

 

[Parksy]

Sir Dustydog (BAR) is a star

Received our confirmation from Lee today

So did we, although it didn't have details of our arrival and departure date on it.
I'll give him a call later just to make sure.

 

[Parksy]

My fairest Lady Mel
You knoweth I have
wrestled Bears,
fought wars,
flown test rockets,
castrated tigers,
run governments
even dare I say enlightened virgins.

BUT if you think this knight is going to slay Dragons then I'll need more than spinach and magic mushrooms

Sir Gabsgrandad
As our resident Rain Master, Sir Gagakev (2 BAR) is joing us at Wheatalot I am afraid there is very little I can do to halt the rain. We need the Sundance Kid

I noticed that fine fellow that he is, Sir Dustydog (Bar)
didn't list the ultimate test amongst his tales of derring do.
I've no doubt that the brave and hardy Sir Knight may in his illustrious career have:

wrestled virgins,

castrated governments,

run test rockets

enlightened bears

fought flying tigers

and I've no doubt that, were the Goodly Sir Knight to put his mind to it he could in fact slay dragons, (at least at 'grab a granny nights' anyway )

BUT
the ultimate challenge for Sir Dustydog (Bar)

has to be to attempt to drink his liege, Lightpole Man under the table.
Many have tried...........
All have failed

 

[Dustydog]

I was going to pick up the gauntlet but aged wisdom got in the way. Even a knight of my standing has no hope whatsoever rising to the table and beating the Lightpole Man on a one to one , pint by pint , contest. I yield now and forever hold my piece or is it peace??

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Sir Dustydog (BAR) is a star

Received our confirmation from Lee today

So did we, although it didn't have details of our arrival and departure date on it.
I'll give him a call later just to make sure.

Received ours today as well, ditto no details.

Also had phone call from car dealer today - our new car has arrived at their premises. They will take car to towbar fitter on Tues, so we will have car Wed or Thurs next week.

Hope it tows nearly as well as the Vectra.

 

[Gagakev]

Sir Dustydog (BAR) is a star

Received our confirmation from Lee today

So did we, although it didn't have details of our arrival and departure date on it.
I'll give him a call later just to make sure.

Received ours today as well, ditto no details.

Also had phone call from car dealer today - our new car has arrived at their premises. They will take car to towbar fitter on Tues, so we will have car Wed or Thurs next week.

Hope it tows nearly as well as the Vectra.

Our King WC is getting excited

And so is Lady Squirrel

Ps Cant do the Pink its disappeared of the tool bar!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: The gif of a dancing squirrel wont show either but does show on the preveiw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit Edit; Everything is joined together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Breaks or paragraphs.

 

[Martin24]

Hello, Thank you everyone for your concern. Alas we'll be unable to attend either gig this year. We are still ploughing on though and looking forward to half term (even though it'll be local at Brid or near by)

By the way where have all our signatures gone?????

 

[Gabsgrandad]

Wheathill Touring Park.

Booking confirmation recieved this am. Will finish up there after a bit of touring around Ceredigion.

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[WoodlandsCamper]

Picked up the new car today, but the weather is so atrocious we only managed a 20 mile run. We do know, however, how the demister and windscreen wipers work !!!

 

[Dustydog]

Picked up the new car today, but the weather is so atrocious we only managed a 20 mile run. We do know, however, how the demister and windscreen wipers work !!!

I assume all the extra airbags help with bouyancy

 

[Gafferbill]

HI Woosies......greetings from sunny Spain

........just done 1420 miles towing the caravan down to southern Spain. 3 days of non stop rain down through France and a snow storm in northern Spain...my windscreen wipers also had a good workout! Now arrived to blue skies and Sun.......23 decC inside the caravan with no heating on! Lady Belinda caught up with the washing........... dry outside on a line in 3 hours. I washed the salt and muck of the outfit...........now relaxing with a San Miguel for a few days Cheers

 

[Mel]

HI Woosies......greetings from sunny Spain

Now arrived to blue skies and Sun.......23 decC inside the caravan with no heating on! Lady Belinda caught up with the washing........... dry outside on a line in 3 hours. I washed the salt and muck of the outfit...........now relaxing with a San Miguel for a few days Cheers

You can go off some people.

mel

 

[Sproket]

Congratulations to our one and only Sir Dusty Dog (Bar) you have earnt this award and you can hold you head up high, well done

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Tonic Wine Anyone?

Flippin eck Kev ! .............A bottle of Buckfast contains 15% alcohol by volume and the same amount of caffeine in each bottle as in eight cans of Coke...... would sooner have a .... bottle of this to enjoy.....

HI Woosies......greetings from sunny Spain

........just done 1420 miles towing the caravan down to southern Spain. 3 days of non stop rain down through France and a snow storm in northern Spain...my windscreen wipers also had a good workout! Now arrived to blue skies and Sun.......23 decC inside the caravan with no heating on! Lady Belinda caught up with the washing........... dry outside on a line in 3 hours. I washed the salt and muck of the outfit...........now relaxing with a San Miguel for a few days Cheers

Enjoy the San Miguel .....