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How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
How many Therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has got to really want to change.
 
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How can you tell you"re getting old? When you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

In my case it is to go to the Transport Museum and see half the cars I have had.
 
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You"ll always stay young if you live honestly ,eat slowly, sleep sufficiently, work industriously, worship faithfully and lie about your age
 

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