Overweight caravaners.

[ThePlotter]

Hi ******.

Lisa

What you on about is that fire station speak!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

It would appear that Emmerson, from his own admissions, is a cross dresser - do we want that type in our company I ask myself? Nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean sir?

 

[emmerson2]

Hi ******.

Lisa

I thought he was in Mexico. How did he get in?

 

[LizCornwall]

Nobody has replied to a customer LOL, you had better be quick otherwise he will go somewhere else. Liz

 

[ThePlotter]

I told you it is his Nordic background,remember Monty Python and the lumberjack song he was the one on the left.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Plotter be a man for once and call them RATS

 

[emmerson2]

emmerson, yes there is a job for you too. But, as I don't have any money and I can't speak for Liz so I don't know her circumstances, I'm afraid, you'd have to pay your own salary. Is that ok?

Lisa

Lisa, too work with you two, that's no problem!I'll apply to the Welsh Assembly for a Grant.

 

[Lol1]

Hi ******.

Lisa

******? I have ointment, it'll clear up nicely....

 

[emmerson2]

I can't stand the pace any more. I'm off to bed, so keep the noise down, please.

 

[Lol1]

Rats?

Rather attractive toilet stopovers?

 

[LizCornwall]

Just wondering how many posts this topic will take? 260 now,

we will be in the P.C book of records. Liz

 

[LMH]

Hi ******.

Lisa

****** - Mexican man.

I have to say LOL, I never knew you could ride a horse so well.

emmerson, the job's yours then. Don't bother with the Welsh Assembly, try for a lottery grant.

Lisa

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Emmerson be carefull not to ladder the tights mind - keep them for when you are at work with Lisa and Liz.

 

[Lol1]

Hi ******.

Lisa

You should see me bare back.

On second thoughts, perhaps not.....

 

[LizCornwall]

Emmerson be carefull not to ladder the tights mind - keep them for when you are at work with Lisa and Liz.

Not Stockings then emmerson. Liz

 

[Lol1]

You seem to know an awful lot about tight, Colin?

Is there something you would like to share with us?

 

[ThePlotter]

Rats?

Rather attractive toilet stopovers?

Good strap line might use that!

 

[LMH]

Here I go again, has anyone asked Mark (Mark & Sharon) to come in. He's a CAD whiz so might come in useful.

Also, what about Maureen, might be a useful contact for the North.

Lisa

 

[ThePlotter]

Colin we need to bottom this out!

Emmerson off to bed I might join him figurativly speaking that is but not until we have reached a decision on the merger and who is in.

 

[LizCornwall]

Hi Lisa, would these be customers or staff, poor LOL is still wanting to know what we are selling, Liz

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Although I never wore them, when I was a site manager a lot of the site operatives wore them in winter as they reckoned they were better than long johns or thermal underwear and cheaper as they wore them after their wife had either laddered or holed them.

 

[Lol1]

That's great Lisa, you're looking at a company of people for a people company. Human resources is calling you...

 

[ThePlotter]

Lisa good idea but the only problem is that someone (well voluntered )will have to recap this thread so that they know what they are getting into.

 

[Viking1]

Lisa

that much of a whiz with Cad but I see What I can do.

Mark

 

[Lol1]

Perhaps you could put me in the picture, Liz. Or is this this one of those pyramid thingies again?