One liners, Humour

[toad a caravan]

Wife wonders if it was looking for a hen party?

 

[jimmyg352]

75 Mins at 180

30 mins on one side at 180 then turn it over & same again, in a Ninja Foodi.

 

[Dustydog]

At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place

At a central heating supplier: Best place in town to take a leak.