One liners, Humour

[toad a caravan]

Wife wonders if it was looking for a hen party?

 

[jimmyg352]

75 Mins at 180

30 mins on one side at 180 then turn it over & same again, in a Ninja Foodi.

 

[Dustydog]

At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place

At a central heating supplier: Best place in town to take a leak.

 

[Beachball]

Like most people my age, I"m 50.

 

[toad a caravan]

I'm in my late 50's plus VAT

 

[otherclive]

 

[Sam Vimes]

A level biology.

Q. Name four signs of ageing.

A.
1. Moaning
2. Whinging
3. Complaining
4. Pushing to the front of queues

 

[Beachball]

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making and now, I can"t read anything.

 

[otherclive]

 

[Mel]

Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.

Mechanical engineer: it’s a broken starter.

Electrical engineer: dead battery.

Chemical engineer: impurities in the gasoline.

IT engineer: hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in.