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One liners, Humour

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Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.

Mechanical engineer: it’s a broken starter.

Electrical engineer: dead battery.

Chemical engineer: impurities in the gasoline.

IT engineer: hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in.
 
Young girl in Citroen 2cv conks out on dual carriageway and phones her brother up, brother appears and ties 2cv to back of Ford Cosworth and sets off doing a steady 25mph,after a few miles a Mitsubishi Evo pulls along side,the driver with a smirk shoots off,the ford does likewise,two traffic cos clock their speed at over 140mph,,they phone through to their colleagues"you won't believe this but there's a Cossie and an Evo side by side doing over 140mph with a girl flashing her lights and sounding her horn trying to overtake them 😁
 
toad a caravan said:
Young girl in Citroen 2cv conks out on dual carriageway and phones her brother up, brother appears and ties 2cv to back of Ford Cosworth and sets off doing a steady 25mph,after a few miles a Mitsubishi Evo pulls along side,the driver with a smirk shoots off,the ford does likewise,two traffic cos clock their speed at over 140mph,,they phone through to their colleagues"you won't believe this but there's a Cossie and an Evo side by side doing over 140mph with a girl flashing her lights and sounding her horn trying to overtake them 😁
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……in a 2 CV
 
toad a caravan said:
Young girl in Citroen 2cv conks out on dual carriageway and phones her brother up, brother appears and ties 2cv to back of Ford Cosworth and sets off doing a steady 25mph,after a few miles a Mitsubishi Evo pulls along side,the driver with a smirk shoots off,the ford does likewise,two traffic cos clock their speed at over 140mph,,they phone through to their colleagues"you won't believe this but there's a Cossie and an Evo side by side doing over 140mph with a girl flashing her lights and sounding her horn trying to overtake them 😁
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Very funny. Heard it many years ago, but it was a bicycle with the person ringing their bell. 🤣
 
Heard it was a bubble car. Went something like.
"now we are doing 160 as fast as I can go" bubble car pulls alongside and asked "ay buddy how do you get this thing out of second gear"
 
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